new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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