I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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