weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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