the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
