he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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