Sry I called you an 8
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
