hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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