Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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