I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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