she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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