i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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