so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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