Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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