If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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