non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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