"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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