the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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