sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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