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This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
why is half of my head shaved?
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