What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I want to fling myself into the sun
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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