is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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