i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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