The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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