But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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