Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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