I just cut my nipple shaving
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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