okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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