I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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