Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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