Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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