i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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