you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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