That's intense
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
God, I missed his penis.
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