Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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