They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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