You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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