JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
