Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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