ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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