what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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