You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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