Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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