I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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