Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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