Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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