all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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