I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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