I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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