Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize