She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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