But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I puked a lego.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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