allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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