i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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