we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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