I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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