Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
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I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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